An incredibly weird story
One of my many favorite "horrible" TV shows in the last couple of years has been VH1's The Pick Up Artist . If you've never seen this show, well, you probably aren't missing anything, but go ahead and click on the link if you haven't eaten anything recently. Here's how the show works: there's a "Master Pick Up Artist," named Mystery, who has spent the last few years of his life mastering the "art" of picking up women and the show is a reality series in which a group of guys compete to become the "Next Pick Up Artist." Mystery is either really crazy, really smart, really full of it, or all of the above. Just a quick look at his picture might make you lean towards "crazy," but if you watch the show, it certainly seems like he is roughly as successful at picking up loose women at bars as he claims. Don't worry, though, I don't watch the show because I'm a dedicated disciple of his attempting to lear...